reblog my selfie

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

shutupvevo:

thelastquestionintheuniverse:

fadingnebula:

ninjagurlftw:

spacemuffinz:

bowiesglassspider:

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

bowiesglassspider:

htepotat:

countsassmaster:

bowiesglassspider:

bowiesglassspider:

GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA

EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS

IT IS STILL BURNING

I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA

AND IT STILL BURNS

what a bunch of wimps

i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey’s milk chocolate

what where you expecting

Just to clear things up I’m british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk

Hershey’s just appears to be solid cocoa death

wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something

Pretty much

How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather

i love the real world news via tumblr

good lord try eating dark chocolate… i would like to see their reactions to that :3

the british are weak, we have found their achilles heel

Things heating up in the chocolate fandom

aren’t we all the chocolate fandom

cascadians:

i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

just kiding
Anonymous

just kidding what I’m anxious

largebigmacmealplz:

Not being able to bring Sexy back because you lost the receipt #FirstWorldProblems

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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at the birth of my child

officialunitedstates:

hello m’baby

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

landorus:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

image

i dont deserve this

ifreakinlovebooks:

Best TV show ever.

ava-ire:

*someone who ive never met befores follow forever shows up on my dash* *im not on it* what the fuck

amykinz97:

List of things straight guys have ruined:
》lesbian porn
》my little pony
》society